"1) Do not fuck the handsome, brooding musician. He may whisper sweet nothings into your ear in coffee shops and at parties while you blush behind your hand, but they’re exactly that- nothing. He wants nothing more than to feel you from the inside and then write songs about how he can’t get the taste of you out of his mouth when, in reality, he brushed his teeth once and forgot the color of your eyes. He will leave deep cuts on your intestines. Don’t be fooled. You’re just another song to him.
2) Swallowing a bottle of pills and chasing it with sixteen shots of alcohol may sound like a good idea, but it will just burn the harm he left on your organs. It isn’t worth it.
3) Your first love is not your last. Let him go if you no longer see him at the end of the tunnel.
4) If he’s hitting you, he doesn’t deserve you.
5) Don’t kiss girls just because your boyfriend likes it. Don’t do anything just because your boyfriend likes it. Do things because you want to do them.
6) Don’t become the brooding musician. He hurt you, but that does not merit you the right to hurt her. Do not whisper sweet nothings in her ear. Do not kiss her neck and bite her thighs when you don’t mean it.
7) Sneak out. Smoke a joint with your friends, get drunk with your sister. Breathe. Remember that none of this is permanent."
- seven things I wish I’d known my freshman year. (via potatoandotherwise)

you-make-me-gag:

shaky:

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ironriots:

awfulbanter:

forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has 

but it has 

oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea

(Source: awfulhappy, via humorking)

twowandsandadrink:

totemo-kawaii—ne:

omgtsn:

shittingllamas:

dudewhodoesthings:

kystokeable:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

No. 

No this is not funny.

Whether or not it is a joke, I’ve gone onto the channel and there are multiple videos similar to this, which makes me think they’re fake.

Doesn’t matter. 

These videos enforce the idea to parents that yes, the answer to stop your child becoming obsessed with games is to DESTROY them.

No. This is not funny. It is things like this that cause events such as the father who SHOT his daughter’s laptop to bits to occur. These jokes enforce the attitude that people are ‘wrong’ for loving games.

For wanting to play games. 

For some people (including myself), games are a serious escape from horrid realities. The only escape some people can get. The idea that this man (boy?) is wrong for being so upset is disgusting to me?

This is horrific. This is abuse. This is wrong.

This is a sure fire way to get your kids to hate you.

do people not understand how much video games cost?

Video games are a multi-billion dollar business. Some people are good at it. Very good. Do not squander your child’s talents, help them realize them and strengthen them. There are other ways to get your child outside without destroying their games and everything they work for. This won’t solve anything; this will only set them back further.

do this to your childs anything and they will automatically hate you/not trust you

It doesn’t matter what it is

It doesn’t matter if its their video games or if its their smoking pipe

If you just destroy it/throw it away, you are giving no explanation as to why it’s bad/you don’t want them to have it

This can actually psychologically mess a kid up because you teach them that if someone doesn’t like something, they should destroy it

That can lead to some serious problems with socializing with others and other things

dont do that to people

dont

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theladythorki:

nyan-cats-daughter:

loveloree:

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these
you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke
but you get another polar bear
and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool
but it kEEPS HAPPENING
OVER AND OVER
you get more and more frustrated each time
eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears
you’re so thirsty
you never wanted this to happen
all you wanted was a coke

theladythorki:

nyan-cats-daughter:

loveloree:

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these

you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke

but you get another polar bear

and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool

but it kEEPS HAPPENING

OVER AND OVER

you get more and more frustrated each time

eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears

you’re so thirsty

you never wanted this to happen

all you wanted was a coke

(Source: humortrain, via dulect)